Hi! I'm me, April Roxanne Harley!

Quick Stats

• Pronouns: they/them
• Gender: prince
• Sexuality: vriska

Bio

I was born, then subsequently grew up. Since then, I have moved to Western Montana where I plan to do drugs until I die, and maybe also do some creative or political work.

Gender List

• june egbert
• roxy lalonde
• adora sheraandtheprincessesofpower
• i-no guilted gear
• um jammer lammy
• spigot from jerkcity
• a vriska t-shirt cut into a crop top
• lion king 1 1/2
• panel vans with wizards spraypainted on them

Active Projects

• Ochay (2018 -)
• A fake near-utopian island I've been slowly developing over the years. It's on this very site!

Frequently Asked Questions

How much of your name is Homestuck?

Two thirds. Roxanne and Harley are, obviously, stolen from Roxy and Jade. April is two months away from June, though.

Are you just a lazy faggot that wants to leech off of hard-working people?

Yes.

If you could change the winner of one US Presidential Election, which would it be?

I'd make Robert M. Lafollete win in 1924. The easy answer would be to make Debs win, but he never actually got any electoral college votes, so I think that's a cheating answer. With their man in the White House, his Progressive coalition of unions, socialists, minorities, and environmentalists might be able to bind itself up better and become a permanent force in American politics.

Old Projects (Warning: Embarassing)

• CheezeQuest (2020 -)
• An all-encompassing homestuck-adjacent project me and my friends make, including comics, art, dubs, and videos.
• Not Safe For Wonks (2019 - 2021)
• A political podcast network between me and my friends Brandyn Buchanan and Kennedy Cooper founded to bring insight and humor into left-wing politics. We all ended up going our separate ways.
• Fumbling Through History (2021 - 2021)
• A historical podcast with my friend John Jack Reed documenting history's greatest fumblers, losers, and other failures. Pewtered out due to lack of interest.
• Rose Barras on Medium (2019)
• For a few months I considered charting a career of writing big articles about culture and economy on Medium, but only one article ever got finished, one about the Enron collapse and how it related to the 90s as a decade. This is probably the one that's aged the best.
• American Millenium Video (2018 - 2019)
• A collection of analog horror-adjacent videos I produced in the winter of 2018-2019. A little blunt, thinking back on them.
• The Dead Air Channel (2018-2019)
• A collection of writings on tumblr. I'm still unsure what I wanted to achieve by it. A snapshot of the person I was before I left my hometown, for better and for worse - mostly worse.

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com.

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